My students have not been very creative in their sayings lately; they are just not giving me as good material as usual. Here are the best two that I could come up with:
Last week, I drove to work. Got out. Took 4 steps on the sidewalk and heard the snap. The strap on my high heel had broken. (nothing to do with pregnancy, just an old shoe that I like and stubbornly didn't want to replace yet) So, my high heel has become a flip flop. My first period was taking a test, so luckily there was a teacher who could be there with them and I drove home and got a new pair of shoes. The funny part was that my students said simultaneously,
"Mrs. Simmons, we tol' you not to be wearing heels no more. You pregnant."
"It's a sign. You are not allowed to wear heels anymore."
"What you thinkin'? You and that baby shouldn't be in heels."
So, add that to the list guys: no feta cheese, no glass of wine, no deli meat, and no high heels.
Yesterday, I saw a student that I had two years ago, the school year that I got married. She saw my belly for the first time and got so excited. This is how our conversation went:
"Oooh, Mrs. Simmons, you're pregnant. Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?"
a girl
"You're having a girl; you are so lucky." pause, dramatic sigh, "Your life is like a princess. You are married and have a job and now you are having a little girl." sigh and big grin
I guess she said it. I am one lucky girl! I agree. I am married to my knight and having my own little princess.